The weather has finally won. Yesterday shouldn't have been a bad day - to West London, then out to Berkshire, then up the M11. As I got to my first meeting, the rain started, but I escaped it by running inside. While we argued, the sun shone. As we broke out the sandwiches, the sun shone. "You'd better get going now - while it isn't raining," I was told (my reputation in such matters has become well-known). Give it a minute, I said, peeling a banana. Apocalyptic cloud, rainstorm. I foiled it by eating a second smoked salmon and cream cheese bagel and got to ride to Berkshire in the sunshine, which was genuinely lovely, doing the dapply-leaved English shires bit. But revenge was extracted about halfway round the M25. My super-comfy new lid is actually rubbish in the rain, I have a choice of Steamed Up or Leaking, which does rather compromise forward visibility. I try to look on the bright side, I sing little songs of cheerfulness, I say, well, at least it isn't that cold, but in the end I admit that riding 100 motorway miles in heavy rain is just miserable.
I cast myself upon the mercy of friends and arrive unannounced in Letchworth in the hope of a cup of coffee and a tumble drier. Much excitement occasioned among small boys - we sit on the sofa, which is much better than sitting in a puddle of rainwater (serious design flaw in the motorcycle, I feel) and we watch the Transformers movie, which is much better than watching the spray on the motorway, while I await rescue by White Knight. My suggestion for motorcycle recovery operators is this - give everyone an "I'm a Biker, Get Me Out of Here" card that they can use twice a year or so, when the weather is dire or the traffic too much, just to say, I've done my best but I've had enough - please take me home.
Big thanks for the coffee, the sausage and mash, the tumble drier and the garage space :) and for the lift home in a warm,
dry,
car .