Friday, 27 August 2010

Swinton Insurance Tell Lies...


I have in my hand a piece of paper. It tells me that the insurance on my Africa Twin runs out in June 2011. Now, I was surprised when it arrived because I only paid 50 quid for the insurance, which I'd assumed was for the time remaining until the policies on Ruby and the Triumph With No Name ran out. But there it was, in black and white - and here it is for you to check.

Ruby and the Triumph come up for renewal in September. So I called e-bike and set up a new policy for them at my new address. But I didn't include the Africa Twin, because hey - it's covered until June next year, right?

I've just moved house. So I called Swinton to change the address on the Africa Twin. Phone girl said "but that policy's up for renewal in September."

"Not what it says here," I told her.

No, the policy was definitely up in September, she said.

But there is nothing in that certificate to tell me that it expires in September. If I hadn't moved house I wouldn't have called, and I would have renewed my other bikes, and I would not have renewed the Africa Twin until June next year. Which would have been 10 months of riding uninsured.

Thanks, Swinton.

Don't think I'll be using you again.

Friday, 20 August 2010

no wonder I'm broke

In the last 4 weeks I've spent £246 on petrol. Maybe three bikes is too many after all...

Thursday, 12 August 2010

Observed ride didn't go too well..

"If I see you overtake a lorry blind again you'll need a new arse."

Wednesday, 11 August 2010

I like Group B..

....they're organised and line up well. But then they've had the advantage of hearing the briefing session which explains what to do.

Best bit of the day

Nothing to do but wait...I haven't been promoted, by the way. The stivker just gives me a legitimate reason to Queuejump.

Thursday, 5 August 2010

Paul Lamb at London Harmonicas - "It was the music that got me"

£4 doesn't go very far these days. It can buy you 0.68 gallons of petrol. A pint and a quarter of slightly ropey real ale. Slightly less than 4 days motorcycle parking on a street in Westminster. Or two hours sitting in front of Paul Lamb for a guided tour of the blues.

If you were foolish enough not to be in Kentish Town on Tuesday night, here's a little of Paul's advice:-

1. Find your cradle blues

John Mayall and the Bluesbreakers were the first step on Paul's journey. But they weren't his cradle blues. Paul worked backwards from the Bluesbreakers through Chicago and the Mississippi Delta back to the 1920s. He tried piano, guitar and drums, searching for the instrument that would let him express the feeling he heard in the music. It wasn't until he played Brownie McGhee and Sonny Terry Sing that he found what he was looking for: "That just blew my head. I made my vocation in life to become a blues harmonica player. The cradle blues for me was Sonny Terry."

2. Learn from a master


There were no Blues Harp for Dummies books around when Paul was trying to work out why playing in the key of the music didn't work. He sat with a Dansette and a Sonny Terry record, breaking a piece down into sections and lifting the needle back again and again and again. "By the end of it the record was destroyed - fish frying tonight!" Steve Rye gave Paul the missing piece, telling him that Sonny played cross harp. Paul now plays 1st position, cross harp and 3rd position and is comfortable that those give him the sound and the feeling that he wanted to achieve. But he still doesn't recommend books. "Get a guy - get an album - sit down on your own." It's probably a lot easier to loop licks and sections from an mp3 than a 7-inch vinyl record. But it's still not going to get from the record to your harp any easier…

3. Persevere - "everybody starts in the bedroom."

Paul used to practice in his bedroom, and on the bus - though "secretly" (he didn't want to get thrown off for being a nutter) - and in the bath. Yes, he conceded - it probably was an obsession. But it was never a chore. Eventually he started playing in the folk clubs of the North East as a "floor guest" - an acoustic act that filled in before the main act came on - and started to put his show together.

4. "Feel what you play, play what you feel"

"As Terry told me…" Yes, that would be Sonny Terry. Paul met his master, touring the UK with him in the mid 1970s, and they became good friends. He said they didn't talk much about harp, they concentrated on everyday matters like a drink and a good dinner. Invited to try and sum up what it was about Sonny Terry, Paul came back to his theme of feeling being the key: "It's spirit, you know. Feeling the note and not being too carried away with getting to the next note. Honing it."

5. Develop a personal style

"This music is blues music - it's an expression. It's a feeling." So stop stressing about amps and pedals and effects - "if you work on your sound you can play through any decent amp." Take a chance with chord changes and melodies - "sometimes they work, sometimes they fall flat." And be a complete player - "Terry was a whole band all on his own." Backing, says Paul, is as important as lead. The key is to feel where the harp fits into the sound.

And it wasn't just words - there was music too:-
  • Sonny Terry - Whooping the Blues
  • Sonny Terry - Jet Plane Blues
  • Sonny Boy Williamson I - Good Morning Little Schoolgirl
  • Noah Lewis - Viola Lee Blues
  • Sonny Terry - Ida Mae (Note to the bloke in the Nine Below Zero t-shirt - talking over the last bars of this song was nearly the last thing you ever did).
  • Big Walter - Easy
  • Big Walter - Hard Hearted Woman
  • Big Walter - La Cucaracha
  • Sonny Boy Williamson I - Polly Put Your Kettle On
  • See See Rider
  • Sonny Boy Williamson II - Fattening Frogs for Snakes

Goodbye, and Good Luck


Normally when I get emails that start "I follow your blog and find it really enjoyable" they're from US-based social marketers asking me to plug something I can't actually buy in Blighty. So it was with great happiness that I read the next sentence and found that AtlasRider (known to his mother as Bill) is off on a tour of North and South America, "spanning over 20 countries and 25,000 miles." Quite frankly, I'm tempted to join him - my worldly goods are already in storage and my savings could go a lot further on petrol than on a mortgage -but the bit about being off the grid and out of contact deters me ;)

Anyway - follow Bill's adventures on YouTube: http://www.youtube.com/user/atlasrider

Tuesday, 3 August 2010

Nine lives, it ain't over

Sounds you don't want to hear at 4.30pm on a Monday No. 1:-

Ruby bouncing off the front of a moving refuse lorry as I try and get round it at the lights. Misjudged my distance slightly....

In other news...

The Readers Room: What you thought of G2 this week:-

"The bikers among you didn't appreciate his joke about stringing cheesewire across a country lane: @highwaylass accused the Guardian of advocating murder – "not big, not clever, not funny""

Oh, I see - it was a JOKE! How about this version of it, targetted at a group Guardian readers have a greater level of innate sympathy with...

"Keeping on the right side of the law is really important to me. If I see people breaking the Highway Code I feel physically sick. From my window I can see a big traffic-light controlled junction. Every morning a cyclist vexingly rides straight through the red light. He (I am sure it's a he) goes through the same law-breaking routine every day as I meditate. It is insufferable. Why, I ask myself inwardly, doesn't someone from Transport for London modify the red light so that if someone jumps it they'll get shot in the face by a shotgun? That would settle cyclist boy's hash."


Anyone laughing? No, didn't think so....